For the last fucking time…

Here is the official Vagina News response to The New Yorker’s upcoming cover illustration:

Bert and Ernie are not gay, because they are not alive, and the people who made them from craft materials say their characters have no sexuality.

Anyone who wants to pretend they’re gay is free to do so, just as you are free to pretend that your flat and fitted sheets are gay because they have the same design and lay on top of each other all day. But you’re still pretending fabric has a sexual preference.

 

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